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Madonna Administration — 2028

“Strike a Pose. Run the World.”

President: Madonna
Bold, controversial, never afraid of a microphone. Campaign slogan: “Papa Don’t Preach… Unless He’s Voting Blue.”

Vice President: Rosie O’Donnell
Sharp tongue, no-nonsense TV presence, ready to take over if Madonna’s on tour.

Press Secretary: Hillary Clinton
Keeps reporters in line while delivering razor-sharp political takedowns with a polite smile.

Secretary of Defense: Kamala Harris
Grinning while deploying the fleet. Motto: “I’m speaking… and you’re surrendering.”

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Rest of the Cabinet

Secretary of State: Oprah Winfrey
Because if anyone can end a war with a hug and a free car, it’s Oprah.

Treasury Secretary: Cher
If she could turn back time, she’d fix the economy too. Glitter-backed bonds and feather-boa stimulus packages.

Attorney General: Whoopi Goldberg
A steady hand, fierce wit, and total courtroom confidence.

Secretary of Energy: Greta Thunberg
The youngest in the room, armed with renewable ideas and an icy glare for polluters.

Secretary of Education: Michelle Obama
Healthy lunches for every school, plus “When they go low, we grade them fairly.”

Secretary of Health & Human Services: Beyoncé
Every public health message comes with a surprise music drop. All doctors get upgraded to “Flawless.”

Secretary of Transportation: Taylor Swift
Turns infrastructure projects into chart-topping anthems. Swift trains become the new national obsession.

Secretary of Agriculture: Martha Stewart
Organic farming, gourmet prison recipes, and White House gardens that make Versailles jealous.

Secretary of Labor: Dolly Parton
Keeps unions happy, wages fair, and morale high with a song in every meeting.

Secretary of Housing & Urban Development: Lady Gaga
Affordable housing meets avant-garde architecture. Even the bus stops look like Met Gala entrances.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Rihanna
Savvy, stylish, and unshakable. Her national security strategy comes with a Fenty tactical uniform line